Dear Sallie;
I am very frustrated with the “economic” norm that has become of this culture; marginalizing and subjugating the “lower” classes that are filled with people that contribute a tenably equivalent amount to society as the “top ten percent” do – BUT are inhibited by you and institutions of your kind, by that very “top ten percent” that I speak of… inhibited from breaking loose of these inhumane binds that you and that ten percent have sentenced me and my kin to! —That being said; I have experienced the learned helplessness that Milgrim taught his depressed and lethargic dogs.– Yes; you have won. You have won you contemporary Hitlers of the world; you Maos! you slave drivers! you despots! heretics! you lost and lonely dark corners of the world! The true criminals! Yes; you have won today. You have won with this “Smart Option Student Loan” — but I prophess to you: It shall not be long – your day too shall come – justice – righteousness – the table is always turning – you will one day too be free from your evil binds – you will see the light and finally be happy – of course you will not have money and will be the contemporary slave to the neo-culture in which you will be a part. But alas quand les poules auront des dents….
With that I regress: I am sure you will do what you believe to be right; and I will be one of your subjects, waiting for the results. As Sallie Mae has done this for over 30 years, I assume she will continue to do her “best”. So you keep on poking and prodding! Do your best! And try to find peace in all you do! — But with personal note I ask you to remember that these are people that you affect, just like your family members and friends; people that are just trying to make it in the world, people just like you. With that tid bit always in the back of your mind; I trust you will do quite a fine job.
I do hope the extravagantly invective, incriminating voice was not taken too much to heart; it was meant as artistically rhetorical expression to bring the point home. I sincerely do trust that you, as a human being, are a fine and respectful person; the “you” that I refer to is meant to express a feeling of immense victimization felt by the subject of the contemporary economic situation that your employer is a major cog of. “You” is not referring to you singularly or personally.
In Peace; for you, and all others.
a lowly client
I just sent this to Sallie following her inquisition for my opinion of her “Smart Option Student Loan” – this was following her rejection of my loan application - A sliver of me regrets sending this annotated hot air.
